World's Greatest Golfer

Posted by Yasmin | Wednesday, July 30, 2008 | , , | 2 comments »

A golfer was playing a round of golf when he came across a bottle. When he touched the bottle a genie appeared and offered him one of two choices. He could either become the world's greatest golfer or the world's greatest lover. He picked to be the world's greatest golfer.

The golfer went on to shoot a round in the low 50's. When he finished the genie asked, "It's really none of my business, but why did you pick golf over sex?"

The golfer replied, "I do pretty well with the ladies, but I never was much of a golfer". The genie continued, "Well, just out of curiosity, how often do you have sex?" The golfer replied, "Oh, I guess once or twice a month".

Somewhat surprised the genie said, "That doesn't sound like the world's greatest lover".

The golfer replied, "Maybe not, but it's not bad for a priest in a small town".

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2 comments

  1. Ridiculous Shopper // July 31, 2008 at 10:00 AM  

    Made me giggle...thanks...

  2. Yasmin // March 29, 2009 at 3:25 PM  

    Thanks for the visit dear :)

    "Laughter is an instant vacation" ... lol !!!

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