An Attractive Woman At The Bar

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, April 15, 2008 | , , | 2 comments »

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

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2 comments

  1. Debo Hobo // April 18, 2008 at 4:37 AM  

    Oh that's a good one...

  2. Yasmin // June 10, 2008 at 10:19 AM  

    Glad you found this really funny Debo Hobo.

    Hope to hear from you again soon. Take care and all the best :)

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