Every Room Needs A Statue

Posted by Yasmin | Friday, June 13, 2008 | , | 4 comments »

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us, too."

No more was said about the "statue". Later that night after they had gone to sleep, around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the statue, "eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."

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4 comments

  1. Kinshuk Chandra // June 13, 2008 at 4:02 AM  

    nice yaar
    but i wont like to have such a statue after marriage.

  2. Karen Van Staeyen // June 13, 2008 at 4:22 PM  

    All right, that's it, You!ve got a fan!

  3. Yasmin // June 14, 2008 at 3:25 AM  

    Oh my dear Kinshuk, I hope I'm not frightening you about life after marriage??? LOL

  4. Yasmin // June 14, 2008 at 3:36 AM  

    Hola Karen :)

    Wow, you're my first true Fan! BUT, you know what girl, I'm hoping that we would be good friends for a long-long time to come. That's what life's all about ... having great friends who care :)

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