26 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

Posted by Yasmin | Friday, May 09, 2008 | , | Comments

Here's a a list of some really funny reasons why alcohol should be served at work, 26 to be exact. Feel free to add in your own "creative" reasons to the list, and I'm pretty sure there's lots more. So guy's ... it's time to get your drinks and put on your thinking caps on ... or more precisely, off ...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It reduces stress.
6. It cuts down on time off because you are willing to work with a hangover.
7. It encourages car pooling.
8. It helps save on heating costs during winter.
9. Increase job satisfaction, because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It makes your fellow employees look better.
11. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
12. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
13. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked!
14. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. It makes the cafeteria food taste much better.
17. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
18. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
19. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
20. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
21. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk only during their lunch break.
22. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross".
23. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be a common language.
24. Everyone suddenly becomes an expert in politics.
25. Everyone agrees work is better after a couple of drinks.

And finally, the most special reason is :
26. Employees start speaking fluent English!

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