How to recruit the right person for the job ?
- Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
- Then send 2 or 3 candidates into that room and close the door.
- Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them, put them in Accounting.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in a some strange order, put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resource.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
If they have left for the day, put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window, put them on Strategic Planning.
And then last but not least, if they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved .......... Congratulate them, and put them in Top Management !
If they are recounting them, put them in Accounting.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in a some strange order, put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resource.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
If they have left for the day, put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window, put them on Strategic Planning.
And then last but not least, if they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved .......... Congratulate them, and put them in Top Management !
Hehe, nice educated jokes. So where do you belong among those workers?? :D
Hi Forumer, that's a good one.
Well ... I'm the one who put the bricks there !!! Ha ha :)
What happens if they are throwing the bricks or themselves out of the window? Think about that now!! :)
Well simple, put them in Maintenance Department ??? :)
Thats a good one. I like the hilarious and reality kind of jokes.