Two tiny, gray-haired women in a crowded lift were engrossed in an animated conversation.
One of them said loudly, "Well my fantasy has always been to have two men at the same time."
There was complete silence as everyone in the lift turned to stare at the woman who had made such an intimate disclosure. Then she laughed and continued, "One would do the cooking and the other would do the cleaning."
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A well dressed gentleman entered the bar of a five star restaurant, sat at the bar and ordered four rounds of the most expensive drinks. The bartender served them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then consumed all four drinks in a matter of seconds.
The bartender commented, "Wow, anybody that drinks like that has real problems."
The gentleman replied, "If you had what I have, you'd drink them fast, too." Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asked, "What do you have?"
"Fifty Cents," the man answered.
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Why did the blonde take off all her clothes at the Laundromat?
Because the sign on the washing machine said, "When spinning stops, remove your clothes."
A well dressed gentleman entered the bar of a five star restaurant, sat at the bar and ordered four rounds of the most expensive drinks. The bartender served them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then consumed all four drinks in a matter of seconds.
The bartender commented, "Wow, anybody that drinks like that has real problems."
The gentleman replied, "If you had what I have, you'd drink them fast, too." Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asked, "What do you have?"
"Fifty Cents," the man answered.
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Why did the blonde take off all her clothes at the Laundromat?
Because the sign on the washing machine said, "When spinning stops, remove your clothes."
The internet is a funny place, and made funnier by your blog. I can't remember what I did at night before the www existed!
Hi Feeling Flirty,
Glad you could come by. You took the words right out of my mouth, "imagine the world without the Internet???" We, ladies probably would be so lost...(the men would be so lucky!!!)
Thanks for the compliment and will see you at your's :)