I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about five minutes and when I came out there was damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him ad said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a lady a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the other corner.

A rabbit was riding a motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocked on the window.

The driver of the car opened the window and asked, "Yes?"

The rabbit said, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver answered, "No, I haven't"

The rabbit rode on, until he saw the next car ahead of him. While passing it, he knocked on the window and when the driver opened the window, it asked, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver answered, "No, I haven't"

Then suddenly there was a curve on the road. The rabbit saw it too late and trying desperately to negotiate the bend, he skidded, crashed the barrier and landed on a ditch. A car stopped and a man ran to the unlucky rabbit.

Covered in blood and grimacing in pain, the rabbit asked him, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" the man answered, "Yes, I have. I had a Honda for twenty years."

And the rabbit asked, ....... "Where are the brakes?"