A rabbit was riding a motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocked on the window.
The driver of the car opened the window and asked, "Yes?"
The rabbit said, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver answered, "No, I haven't"
The rabbit rode on, until he saw the next car ahead of him. While passing it, he knocked on the window and when the driver opened the window, it asked, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver answered, "No, I haven't"
Then suddenly there was a curve on the road. The rabbit saw it too late and trying desperately to negotiate the bend, he skidded, crashed the barrier and landed on a ditch. A car stopped and a man ran to the unlucky rabbit.
Covered in blood and grimacing in pain, the rabbit asked him, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" the man answered, "Yes, I have. I had a Honda for twenty years."
And the rabbit asked, ....... "Where are the brakes?"
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love the unlucky rabbit joke!!
Hi Maureen !
Thanks for sharing that thought.