Tips On Driving Under The Influence

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, September 11, 2007 | , , | 4 comments »

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.

Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him.

He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. To his astonishment, the results showed a reading of zero. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

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  1. Debo Hobo // September 13, 2007 at 12:32 AM  

    Good Idea!

  2. Anonymous // September 13, 2007 at 11:49 AM  

    Talk about putting your foot in your mouth! LOL

  3. Yasmin // September 13, 2007 at 11:45 PM  

    Hello again, Debo :)

    Thought you might like this too *he he he* The things people do nowadays ... totally brilliant idea, this one.

  4. Yasmin // September 13, 2007 at 11:49 PM  

    Hi Preposterous Ponderings,

    Thanks a million for joining us. This plan really worked brilliantly and I wonder, do people really do this sort of stuff ... just to get away ???

    See you again, ya :)

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