Stranded On A Island

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, July 08, 2008 | , , , | Comments

This guy was stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he saw a speck in the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck got a little closer and he thought, "It's not a boat." The speck got even closer and he thought, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

The woman came up to the guy and said, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" He said, "Ten Years!" She reached over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He took one, lighted it, took a long drag, and said, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whisky?" He replied, "Ten Years!" She reached over, unzipped her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulled out a flask and gave it to him. He took a long swig and said, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she started unzipping this long zipper that ran down the front of her wet suit and she said to him, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" And the man replied, "My God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"

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