Heaven's Gate

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | , , | 2 comments »

Two men were waiting for the heaven's gate to open. "How did you die?" one man asked the other. "From Freezing," the other man answered.

"How did it feel?" the first man wanted to know, "At first it was quite bad; I felt my whole body go numb and crack but soon it kind of wear off. Then I felt a sensation of peacefulness and the whole thing became an almost enjoyable experience. Anyway, come to think of it, how did you die?"

"From a heart attack. I suspected that my wife was cheating on me. Hoping to catch that sneaky man, I came home early one day unannounced and rushed into the bedroom, taking three and four steps at a time. I couldn't find him, so I ran down the stairs straight into the basement. I couldn't find him there either. Then I rushed up the stairs again to the attic. My weak heart couldn't take all these and I collapsed."

The other man then said, "If you had stopped to look in the freezer, we'd still be alive."

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2 comments

  1. E. Payne // July 15, 2008 at 5:03 AM  

    Funny! A nice one for 5 o'clock at work.

  2. Yasmin // July 16, 2008 at 12:34 PM  

    Hola E.Payne,

    Ya, it would be something wouldn't it, if this two guys met ?? LOL

    Anyway, it's really great to welcome you here at our site, and at the same time we're glad that you found this post funny. Hopefully you're subscribed to our feeds for your daily dose of jokes, and we hope to hear from you again soon :)

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