A drunk walked into the bar and casually said to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender did just that and handed the man a bill for $39.90. The drunk said, "I haven't got the money." The bartender slapped the guy a few times then threw him out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walked into the bar and once again said, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." The bartender looked at the guy and figured to himself that he could not possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gave him the benefit of the doubt, poured a round of drinks for the house, had a drink himself and handed the drunk a bill for $36.00. The drunk said, "I haven't got the money." The bartender could not believe it, so he picked the guy up, beat the living daylights out of him, then threw him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walked back into the same bar and said, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink and give me the bill." In disgust the bartender said, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replied, "No, you get violent when you drink."
Nice one...
Hi there Sukku :)
Thanks for joining us.
I must say, this must be the smartest 'drunk' out there, don't you think so? *ha ha ha*
Anyway, here's a teaser question : "What do electric toy trains and breasts have in common?"
Feel free to scribble your answers ......
Yes the drunk was smart...
Well the electric toy train and breasts are meant for children but usually the men ending playing with them both....
Welcome back Sukku,
Wow, you're a smart-smart man! (not to be confused with the 'drunk' that is) LOL :))