A Japanese tourist got in a cab and told the driver to drive him to the airport. On their way, a car zoomed by and the Japanese went, "Aaah, Toyota, made in Japan, very faaast!" And then, another car zoomed by and the Japanese went, "Aaah, Nissan, made in Japan, very faaast!" And then, another car zooms by and again the Japanese lets out, "Aaah Mitsubishi, made in Japan, very faaast!"
By this time, the cabby was getting tired of his passenger's nationalistic pride. Upon arriving at the airport, the cabby tells his passenger, "$130 please."
The Japanese went, "$130? It's not that far from the hotel!"
The cabby replied, "Aaah, taxi meter, made in Japan, very faaast!"
