Cover Your Tracks

Posted by Yasmin | Sunday, June 15, 2008 | , | 2 comments »

An Irishman had been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally said that the bar was closed. So he stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He figured he would crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face.

So he crawled home and at the door stood up and fell flat yet again, on his face. He crawled through the door and up the stairs. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he fell right into bed and was soon sound asleep. He awoken the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"How did you know?" he asked.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again!"

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2 comments

  1. Kinshuk Chandra // June 16, 2008 at 12:24 AM  

    your jokes are really so good. And this joke was no exception
    your jokes really soothes my mind
    and i like your jokes v.much...
    keep on writing such jokes
    ......thx

  2. Yasmin // June 18, 2008 at 12:52 AM  

    Hi Kinshuk my dear friend,

    You're sooo sweet when it comes to words :) You'll definitely be on my new link list when its up somewhere next week.

    Thanks, once again :)

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