Benefits of Being Gorgeous

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, June 17, 2008 | , , | 2 comments »

Two cannibals, a father and son, were out to get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man.

The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to feed even the dogs. We'll just wait." Well, a little while later, along came this really fat woman. The son said, "Hey dad, she's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her." "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother instead."

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2 comments

  1. Kinshuk Chandra // June 18, 2008 at 2:17 AM  

    nice joke as usual, but hope that gorgeous lady were not u...lol

  2. Yasmin // June 19, 2008 at 11:30 AM  

    That's a good one, Kinshuk! You got me there ... ha ha ha :))

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