Quick Laughs 3

Posted by Yasmin | Sunday, July 22, 2007 | , | Comments

For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free", here's an update for you : Nowadays, 80% of woman are against marriage, Why? Because, women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!!!


The young tots were asked why mother's milk was better for babies than cow's milk and the popular answers were :

1. It's fresher.
2. It's cleaner.
3. The cats can't get to it.
4. It's easier to take on a picnic.

One boy also added : "It comes in such cute containers!"


A good looking man in a three piece suit stepped into an empty elevator and pressed the button for the 107th floor. Just before the door closed a gorgeous woman in a nearly microscopic skirt stepped in and looked at the control panel. As the door shut, she slid over to him and whispered, "You have 107 floors to make me feel like a real woman."

Having checked her out already, he wasted no time in tearing off his clothes and throwing them into a messy pile in the corner. Thinking hard about what she had asked for, he murmured, "Wash my clothes!"

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