Something To Eat

Posted by Yasmin | Monday, September 03, 2007 | , | 6 comments »

A hobo came up to the front door of a beautiful house and rapped gently on the door. When the owner answered, the hobo asked him, "Please sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."

The owner said, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal."

So, the hobo went around back and a while later he again knocked on the door. The owner said, "Finished already?" The hobo said, "Yes ...... But, it isn't a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW."

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  1. Zmoney // September 3, 2007 at 10:09 AM  

    rofl owned!

  2. Waliz // September 3, 2007 at 6:36 PM  

    hahaha..very2 funny..thanks a lot

  3. Yasmin // September 4, 2007 at 2:22 AM  

    Hi Z,

    Thanks for dropping by The Joke Blog :)

    Hope to see you around more often.

  4. Yasmin // September 6, 2007 at 11:59 PM  

    Hi Waliz,

    You're most welcome, and thanks for joining us dear, see ya :)

  5. Spiderman05 // September 11, 2007 at 8:42 AM  

    It is a funny one :)

  6. Yasmin // September 11, 2007 at 10:04 AM  

    Hello Spiderman05,

    Glad you could join in the fun here :)

    Appreciate you taking the time and will definitely drop by yours later, ya.

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