A guy went in to see a psychiatrist to get an evaluation of his problem. The doctor began simply, by saying he would draw a picture on a piece of paper and the patient was supposed to tell him the first thing that came to his mind.
The patient said he understood the instructions and the doctor began by drawing a picture of a tree. The man looked at the picture and said, "Sex."
The doctor said, "Okay," and then drew a picture of a house. The guy looked again and said, "Sex."
This went on the same way with the doctor drawing pictures of a bike, a bird, and a car. The answer was always "Sex, sex, sex."
The doctor paused and said to the man, "I think I know what your problem is, you are obsessed with sex!"
And the patient replied, "Me?...... You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!!"
i like your blog.
i've bookmarked it and i will be borrowing some of your jokes.
Hope you don't mind. lol
Thank you very much for the compliment :)
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