An Elderly Couple

Posted by Yasmin | Wednesday, August 29, 2007 | , | 4 comments »

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually and asked, "Was that one or two words?"

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4 comments

  1. Debo Hobo // August 30, 2007 at 5:32 AM  

    Hey Oh!

  2. NIHAL // September 2, 2007 at 11:19 PM  

    Hi Yasmin,

    I had to read this a second time coz it was too funny... am still laughing.

    Great one :)

  3. Yasmin // September 3, 2007 at 12:13 AM  

    Hi Debo,

    Sorry for the delay in replying, had some technical problems on my side here.

    But, it's so great you took the time to visit :)

  4. Yasmin // September 3, 2007 at 12:15 AM  

    Hola Nihal,

    Ha ha ha, I thought so too :))

    Good to see you around here as well. Thanks for your photo uploading and border removal tips at your site, well explained!

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