Beware the Lawyer

Posted by Yasmin | Sunday, June 03, 2007 | , , , | 2 comments »

A priest went to a barber shop to have his hair cut. When he took out his wallet to pay the barber, the barber refused to accept the money, saying, "You are a good man; you do the work of God. I cannot accept your money." The next morning, when he opened his shop and there on the steps were twelve copies of the bible, compliments from the priest.

Later in the day, a policeman came in to have his hair cut. The barber refused to accept payment, saying, "You are a good man; you uphold the law and make our streets safe. I cannot accept your money." The next morning, when he opened his shop and there on the steps were twelve doughnuts, compliments from the policeman.

Later in the day, a lawyer came in to have his hair cut. The barber refused to accept payment, saying, "You are a good man; you see that our judicial system runs smoothly. I cannot accept your payment." The next morning, the barber opened his shop and found .... twelve lawyer's waiting in line !!

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2 comments

  1. Zia Rezvi // June 19, 2007 at 9:57 PM  

    Love this one...I will post it on my blog!

  2. Yasmin // July 3, 2007 at 4:34 AM  

    Hi Zia.

    Glad you laughed at this :))

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