Indian Immigrant in Dallas

Posted by Yasmin | Wednesday, June 20, 2007 | , , | 4 comments »

Thangevelu Suppiah, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160mph and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great" he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Ford Crown Victoria Police car behind him, with blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210mph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, what the hell am I doing? "I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road , and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Wednesday 22, November, a day before Thanksgiving. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife, who is from Kerala, India ran off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman then said, "Have a nice day, Sir".

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4 comments

  1. BillyWarhol // June 20, 2007 at 12:16 PM  

    Thinning Hair!!

    thass cruel!!!

    ;))

  2. Osc@r Luiz // June 20, 2007 at 9:38 PM  

    Nice and funny blog of a wonderful girl!
    Thanks to visit me!
    Greetings from Brazil!

  3. Yasmin // June 22, 2007 at 11:57 AM  

    Hi Billy!

    Knew that would get your attention, he he he :)

  4. Yasmin // June 22, 2007 at 12:01 PM  

    Holla Oscar.

    Thanks for the compliment. :)

    Let you in on one of my little secrets - to be able to visit Brazil, one day!

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