Hopefully this will shed some light to us ladies out there on why men are never depressed, cause at the end of the day, men are just happier people - What do you expect from such simple (and proud of it) creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about Tanks (Sherman? Tiger? T70?).
• A five-day vacation only requires one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles on your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades even.
• You only have to shave your face and neck (or head)
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your leg looks.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in just 25 minutes.

Now, no wonder men are more happier !!

Went to a party recently and bumped into an old University friend of mine - who, not surprisingly had become an Investment Analysts. Decided to take advantage of the situation and quickly pulled my wise old buddy aside, for some good investment tips of course. Some great tips here, have a read (or should I say, have a laugh!!!) :

• If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock a year ago, it would be now worth $49.00
• With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left on the original $1,000
• With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left
• If you would have purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock, you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling refund ....... You would have had $214.00.

So based on the above pointers, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle!!!

Someone recently introduced me to this great ventriloquist - Jeff Dunham. I practically fell off my chair laughing, watching his stand-up comedy videos. This particular one is based on a so-called "dead terrorist", that goes by the name of Achmed. He does a wonderful job on this video and I thought it would be a great idea to share it with all of you as well.

I know I'm really late with this, but anyway ..... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! everyone.

I really missed you guys, a lot! Hope you enjoy the video :)