Good Investment Tips

Posted by Yasmin | Friday, January 11, 2008 | , , | 1 comments »

Went to a party recently and bumped into an old University friend of mine - who, not surprisingly had become an Investment Analysts. Decided to take advantage of the situation and quickly pulled my wise old buddy aside, for some good investment tips of course. Some great tips here, have a read (or should I say, have a laugh!!!) :

  • If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock a year ago, it would be now worth $49.00
  • With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left on the original $1,000
  • With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left
  • If you would have purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock, you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling refund ....... You would have had $214.00.

So based on the above pointers, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle!!!

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1 comments

  1. JokesAside // January 14, 2008 at 9:44 AM  

    Good Point. LOL

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