A recent survey conducted in America showed that 10% of the men after making love rolled over and smoked a cigarette, another 10% got up and washed themselves while the remaining 80% dressed up and went home.
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Question : What do you have if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
Answer : Not enough sand.
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In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton," 86% replied, "Not again".
Once a pathan goes to a shop and asks to show him the flag of Pakistan the worker shows him the flag then the pathan said can you show me any other color.
kevin
great joke.