Husband : "Shall we change positions tonight?"
Wife : "Well, of course. You can cook and wash the dishes, and I'll sit on the sofa and fart."
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This blonde's house caught fire. She called the fire department and said, "Help Me, Help Me, my house is on fire."
The fireman said, "How do I get there?"
The blonde said, "DUHHH with the big red truck of course."
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Why did God give nipples to women?
To make suckers out of man ...
