Survey From Heaven

Posted by Yasmin | Friday, June 06, 2008 | , , | 2 comments »

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it, a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on judgement day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."

"Do you know what the letter said?"

"No?" ..... "You didn't get one either, huh?"

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  1. Kinshuk Chandra // June 7, 2008 at 2:48 AM  

    nice joke...i would add u to my blog roll

  2. Yasmin // June 10, 2008 at 10:02 AM  

    Hi Kinshuk :)

    Thanks for your visit, and rest assured, we will surely add you in ours when our new list is out this couple of days.

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