President Clinton was out jogging one day, when he encountered a man with some puppies. Clinton asked the man what kind of puppies they were, and the man responded, "They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President."
Clinton thought that was so great that the next day he brought the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asked the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they were, and the man responded, "They're Republican puppies."
The president looked puzzled and said, "Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies."
The man smiled and said, "Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!"
