The Newlyweds

Posted by Yasmin | Thursday, November 08, 2007 | , | 3 comments »

A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.

When she gets to the bathroom door, he opens the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's THAT?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

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  1. Jess // November 20, 2007 at 1:59 AM  

    Hello Yasmin,

    Very funny!

    By the way, there are awards waiting for you at:
    My Recent Awards

    Congratulations and keep up with your funny jokes.

  2. MZABIDIZ // December 7, 2007 at 5:09 PM  

    nice jokes

  3. saradiba // December 10, 2007 at 11:07 AM  

    Very funny joke. Loved it.

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