The Story About Snow White, Tom Thumb and Don Juan

Snow White, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were talking one day. Snow White said she was the fairest of them all and the other two disagreed. Tom Thumb said he was the smallest of everyone and the other two disagreed. Don Juan said he has had more women than anyone and the other two disagreed again.

They then went to see Merlin, and Snow White went into his office and came right out and said she was the fairest of them all. Tom Thumb went in and came out right away and said he was the smallest of them all.

Don Juan went in and 3 hours later came out screaming, "Who the heck is this Clinton guy?"