Young Son : Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad : That happens in every country, son.
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A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then all of a sudden, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend.
"My wife found out ......"
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver!"
