It's Always Better To Ask First

Posted by Yasmin | Thursday, September 27, 2007 | , | 2 comments »

After a long nite of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

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2 comments

  1. Waliz // September 27, 2007 at 11:55 PM  

    hehehe...i hope the man i slept with not the opposite gender..but he fathered 4 kids wth me so theres nothing to worry about..

  2. Yasmin // September 28, 2007 at 1:01 AM  

    Hola Waliz dear,

    Nowadays, you can't trust anyone because everything in the world is so advanced ... they can make things look so real!!! Nah, I'm just kiddin girl, but anyway, that's a funny thought, isn't it? :))

    Once again, glad you came by and hope to see you soon, Ciao :)

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