Get Doctor's Advice First

Posted by Yasmin | Saturday, September 22, 2007 | , | 2 comments »

Melinda was a 92 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Greg. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Greg's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become paralyzed, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Melinda was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee!

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2 comments

  1. Mariuca // September 24, 2007 at 12:16 AM  

    Hola! I have something special for you!

    http://mariucasperfume.blogspot.com/2007/09/more-awards-for-my-gallery.html

    Genie Princess

  2. Yasmin // September 27, 2007 at 12:02 AM  

    OMG, Genie Princess ... I wonder what is in store for me, hopefully I get to get my three wishes granted?? he he he :)))

    Thanks Marzie dear, will come by and check it out :)

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