The Scotsman

Posted by Yasmin | Thursday, June 14, 2007 | , | 8 comments »

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says , "Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum, then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

The Scotsman that is still sitting at the bar, gets an idea after seeing all this. He walks up to the bar and orders a shot of rum. He drinks it and then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Hey, where is your big black beard?"

The Scotsman thinks for a moment...... and then immediately lifts his kilt and says, "Secret Service"

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8 comments

  1. Debo Hobo // June 15, 2007 at 3:55 AM  

    OMG! That is too funny! I am adding you as one of my favorite blogs on my site.

  2. repta // June 15, 2007 at 4:24 AM  

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  3. Yasmin // June 15, 2007 at 5:03 AM  

    Hi Debo :)

    Thanks for joining us. Glad that you found this interesting.

    Will add you in too.

  4. Yasmin // June 15, 2007 at 5:06 AM  

    Thanks Repta.

    Your site looks pretty amusing as well. Will drop you a comment there.

    See you soon.

  5. Lyn // June 15, 2007 at 6:38 AM  

    Ha! That was a good one... always need a good laugh...

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  7. Yasmin // June 22, 2007 at 12:20 PM  

    Hi Lyn,

    Glad you found it amusing. Do drop by again :)

  8. Yasmin // June 22, 2007 at 12:24 PM  

    Hi Cambodia Jobs,

    Wow, you called me Sister, you're a perfect gentleman! It's great what you're doing at your site. Keep it up :)

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