The Scotsman

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says , "Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum, then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

The Scotsman that is still sitting at the bar, gets an idea after seeing all this. He walks up to the bar and orders a shot of rum. He drinks it and then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Hey, where is your big black beard?"

The Scotsman thinks for a moment...... and then immediately lifts his kilt and says, "Secret Service"