Reasons Not To Mess With Children

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, August 14, 2007 | , , | 2 comments »

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Mark was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Mark".

The teacher asked, "What if Mark went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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2 comments

  1. Sleeping Beauty // August 19, 2007 at 1:49 PM  

    Ha that was great, something my 4 year old son would say. ;) Keep posting, your blog is great.

  2. Yasmin // August 21, 2007 at 12:12 AM  

    Hi there Sleeping Beauty,

    It's so nice of you to come by :)

    It's a wonder why we were not brainy as todays children??? ha ha ha :))

    See you soon.

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