A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Mark was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Mark".
The teacher asked, "What if Mark went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Reasons Not To Mess With Children
Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, August 14, 2007 | Animals, Little Kids, Teacher | 2 comments »
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Ha that was great, something my 4 year old son would say. ;) Keep posting, your blog is great.
Hi there Sleeping Beauty,
It's so nice of you to come by :)
It's a wonder why we were not brainy as todays children??? ha ha ha :))
See you soon.