Men are Like....

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, July 24, 2007 | | 8 comments »

Men are like .......

1. Men are like .. Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like .. Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like .. Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .. Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .. Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like .. Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .. Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .. Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .. Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like .. Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped!

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8 comments

  1. Culture Indonesia // July 26, 2007 at 4:36 PM  

    Hi Yasmin ...
    Kamu kenapa kamu cantik sekali ?
    (why you are so beautifull ?)

  2. Yasmin // July 26, 2007 at 10:38 PM  

    Hi there, thank you for that compliment ...... I'm blushing all over... he he he :)

    You gotta ask my parents, what was their secret ???

    Anyway, thanks for dropping by at The Joke Blog and hope to see you around.

  3. Culture Indonesia // July 30, 2007 at 12:37 PM  

    I hope so!
    its very nice to see u.
    mailme please:imantriatgmaildotcom

  4. J@n!ce // July 30, 2007 at 2:55 PM  

    Yasmin, I think this one. "Men are like government bonds... they took so long to mature"...LOL...Thanks for sharing :D

  5. malique // July 31, 2007 at 4:54 AM  

    no no no NO NO no!!!!

    :P

  6. Yasmin // August 8, 2007 at 10:32 PM  

    Janice @ Really sorry I missed your comment earlier on :( Actually I kinda liked that as well... he he he

    Malique @ Glad you could join us :) Remember, it's only a joke okay... ha ha. See you around soon, ya.

  7. kaposlogisztika // August 20, 2007 at 5:52 PM  

    All right but where is the as like theme: a women Like as...???? Please take that too for better interest for the man, okay?!!

  8. Yasmin // August 20, 2007 at 11:57 PM  

    Ha ha ha :)) Rizsa,

    You're right, someone should invent a theme as such for women as well, that would be really funny too.

    Anyway, I also would like to say thanks for taking the time to visit, The Joke Blog :)

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