A man sat by himself in a bar with a depressed look on his face. The bartender asked him why. He said, "Last night I was so drunk that after making love with my wife, I passed her a fifty dollar bill".
The bartender said that it was not a reason to feel sad.
"But you don't understand," the man said. "She gave me back $10".
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A man sat down by a woman in a bar and said, "You know, this watch I'm wearing is magic. I can tell everything about someone by just looking at it."
"Prove it," she said.
"Well, for instance, I can tell you're not wearing any panties".
"But I am", she said.
"Oops!", he said. "This thing must be an hour fast".
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Girlfriend : And are you really sure that you only love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
