Hot Dogs

Two guys from Hungary migrated to America. On their first day off the boat, they were wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time neared, they came up to a street vendor selling hot dogs.

One said to the other in a shocked tone, "My God, they eat dogs in America?"


"I can't believe it!" said the other, equally appalled.
"Well," said the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do."

They approached the vendor bravely.
"Two hot dogs, please."

The vendor handed them their food in paper bags. The two immigrants sat on a park bench to eat their lunch.

One looked inside his bag, hesitated and turned to his partner and said, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"