The City Boy

A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insisted that he had to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he went to their farm to ask her father. "I want to marry your daughter," he stammered to the old man.

Seizing the opportunity to put down a high-brow from the city, the farmer told the boy, "Well, my boy, you will have to prove to me that you are a man worthy of my daughter."

"I'll do anything for my love," said the young man.

"You see that cow out in the pasture? Well go and screw it."

A little puzzled, the boy said, "Okay, anything for my love" On his return after doing his deed he went to the man and asked, "Now can I marry your daughter?"

"Nope." said the father gleefully. "See that goat over yonder? Well, go screw it."

Again the boy obliged without a single word. He returned and approached the old man, saying, "Now can I marry your daughter?"

"Nope. Not yet, one more thing. See that pig in the sty? Well go to it," the farmer said. Once again he obliged. This time, it took a while for the boy to come back.

The farmer was amazed at seeing this boy doing these deeds just to marry his daughter. So when the boy came in after what seemed like a very long time, he finally told the boy, "Now, you can marry my daughter."

To which the boy replied, "Screw your daughter. How much do you want for that pig" !!!