Don't Shave

Posted by Yasmin | Monday, June 04, 2007 | , , | Comments

A man had a mistress. She had always liked his beard but one evening she decided that it would be nicer if he changed his appearance. The man said no, he would not want to shave because his wife liked the beard very much.

The mistress begged and pleaded, so he finally shaved.

When he reached home, it was already past midnight and his wife was already asleep. He tiptoed into the darkened bedroom and got onto bed.

His wife turned around, felt the smooth face next to hers and said, "Oh, John you shouldn't have come. My husband will be home soon."

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