A bus load of nuns was travelling to see the Pope, and they had to make an overnight stop at a small inn on the way. The inn was nearly full, but there was enough room for the nuns if they went two to a room.

One couple had to share a double bed in a room. One of these two nuns turned to the other who was sharing with her and said, "Can I be frank with you? I'm a lesbian; I hope that doesn't make you feel too uncomfortable."

The other nun said back, "No - but if you're Frank tonight, can I be Frank tomorrow night?"

A nun ran back into the convent and in between panted breaths, she told the mother superior that she was accosted by a man in a dark alley.

"My dear child," the mother superior blurted out, "what did he do?"

"He dropped his trousers."

"Oh no!" exclaimed the mother superior.

"Oh, yes," said the nun.

"Then what happened?" the old mother superior wanted to know. "Then I pulled up my skirt."

"You didn't!" the mother superior was utterly shocked.

"I did just that," the nun said. Then she continued, "I figured I could run faster with my skirt up than he could with his trousers down.