Quick Laughs 2

Posted by Yasmin | Monday, July 02, 2007 | , , | 4 comments »

Three women, a Japanese, a Korean and a Black woman were stranded after an airplane crash. The Japanese woman started gathering all of the clothes saying, "When they come to rescue us, they will take the best looking and dressed one."

The Korean woman started going for all the money and jewels saying, "When they come to rescue us, they will take the wealthiest one."

Then the Black woman started removing all of her clothes until she was stark naked saying, "When they come, they will look for the black box first!"


A man was in a hotel lobby. He wanted to ask the clerk a question. As he turned to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumped into a woman beside him. As he did so, his elbow touched her breast. They were both quite startled.

The man turned to her and said, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replied, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 453!"


An attorney noticed a boy kneeling in the dirt playing with a pile of shit. The lawyer asked, "What are you doing there?" The boy replied, "Making people."

"So, who's that?" asked the lawyer, pointing to a pile. "That's a banker," came the reply.

"Can you make a lawyer?" the attorney asked. The boy shot back, "Nope, not enough shit."

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  1. Bobby Revell // July 3, 2007 at 10:34 AM  

    You got a laugh out of me on these!
    Thanks Yasmin:)

  2. Yasmin // July 3, 2007 at 9:40 PM  

    Hi Bobby!

    You know, they say laughter makes you younger ???

  3. BillyWarhol // July 4, 2007 at 2:10 PM  

    love the second one Yasmin*

    good Laffs!!

    i sometimes ferget just how much i love a good Laff*

    Thank U*

  4. Yasmin // July 4, 2007 at 9:19 PM  

    Hello Billy :)

    The one thing I notice from your picture, a man filled with lots of parties, friendly, cute .... wow, looks like the list is goin to be endless!

    Anyway, thanks for visiting :)

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