Man : "Haven't we met before?"
Woman : "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
--------
Man : "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman : "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
--------
Man : "Is this seat empty?"
Woman : "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
--------
Man : "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman : "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
--------
Man : "Your place or mine?"
Woman : "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
--------
Man : "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman : "It's in the phone book."
--------
Man : "But I don't know your name."
Woman : "That's in the phone book too."
--------
Man : "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman : "I'm a female impersonator."
--------
Man : "I know how to please a woman."
Woman : "Then please leave me alone."
--------
Man : "I want to give myself to you."
Woman : "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
--------
Man : "I can tell that you want me."
Woman : "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you ... to leave."
--------
Man : "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman : "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
--------
Man : "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman : "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
--------
Man : "Your body is like a temple."
Woman : "Sorry, there are no services today."
--------
Man : "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman : "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
--------
Man : "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman : "Yes, but would you stay there?"
