Lawyers Always Tell The Truth

Posted by Yasmin | Saturday, July 05, 2008 | , , | 5 comments »

This robber from across the border robbed a bank in Texas. He managed to evade arrest for a while but eventually the sheriff spotted him in a bar and caught him.

He brought in the robber for questioning and demanded that he tell the truth, "Where did you hide the loot?" Unfortunately, the robber couldn't answer as he could only speak in Spanish, so the sheriff asked the only lawyer in town, who happened to speak Spanish, to translate his question.

The frightened robber blurted out in Spanish that he buried the money under a tree in the churchyard. The sheriff turned to the lawyer and asked, "What did he say?"

The lawyer answered, "He said that you are a crooked bum law-keeper who cannot shoot a bull three feet away."

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  1. Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T // July 7, 2008 at 5:23 AM  

    Nice spot u have here, hope u don’t mind the drive by, do chk me out one day

    rawdawgbuffalo and if u like what u read, maybe u will come back, even Blog Roll Me

  2. Yasmin // July 7, 2008 at 11:59 AM  

    Wow Torrance, you have a witty and a real fun site! I've left you a comment there as well & will link you, that's for sure :)

    Thanks again for the visit.

  3. Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T // July 7, 2008 at 1:10 PM  

    thank u
    i just couldnt imagine my manhood being superglued in a woman lol

  4. Yasmin // July 8, 2008 at 12:32 PM  

    Ooops Torrance ... that hurts! LOL

  5. era // July 8, 2008 at 3:24 PM  

    have u received my email.

    lawyer is always like that hehe

    but in malaysia,
    you can expect more

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