Do You Want Anything To Eat?

Posted by Yasmin | Tuesday, July 22, 2008 | , | 1 comments »

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" He declines, "It's this Viagra," he says, "It has really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made bean soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or, how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?" Again, he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger for supper. "Or, would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes." Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's the Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well, then," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'M STARVING!"

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