A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. Inside there was an older man in the driver's seat reading a magazine and a young girl in the back seat calmly chewing bubble gum. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The man looked up, obligingly cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the man. "I'm reading this magazine."
Pointing towards the young girl in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The man looked over his shoulder and replied, "I think she's chewing bubble gum."
Confused, the officer asked, "How old are you?"
"I'm forty-five," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
The man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."
