Invited For Dinner

Posted by Yasmin | Thursday, June 26, 2008 | , , | 2 comments »

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist : "Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me." The pharmacist gives him the condom.

As the young man is going out, he returns and tells him : "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she needs me and I think she expects something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom.

As the boy is leaving he turns back and says : "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's Mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions ... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me as well!!"

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister facing him and the mom on his right.

When dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying : "Dear Lord, bless this dinner ... thank you for all you give us ... !!!" A minute later the boy is still praying : "Thank you Lord for your kindness ..." Ten minutes, and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.

She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ears : "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"

And the boy replies back to his girlfriend : "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist!!!"

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2 comments

  1. Joaquín Estrada-Montalván // June 28, 2008 at 12:22 PM  

    yes, I think he was needed of another condom

    saludos

  2. Yasmin // June 28, 2008 at 12:34 PM  

    Hola Joaquin,

    Thanks-a-million for dropping by at The Joke Blog!

    Ya, come to think of it, an extra one would have definitely helped him ... to cover his face! LOL :)))

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