A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.

When she gets to the bathroom door, he opens the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's THAT?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

Snow White, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were talking one day. Snow White said she was the fairest of them all and the other two disagreed. Tom Thumb said he was the smallest of everyone and the other two disagreed. Don Juan said he has had more women than anyone and the other two disagreed again.

They then went to see Merlin, and Snow White went into his office and came right out and said she was the fairest of them all. Tom Thumb went in and came out right away and said he was the smallest of them all.

Don Juan went in and 3 hours later came out screaming, "Who the heck is this Clinton guy?"